hey, yes? i love robot characters SO MUCH.

mild body horror 

@pine I once had a Robot character in a Far Future setting who was a Mechanic learning to be a doctor and he was a terrible doctor.
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"I've been fixing up Ferroverks for 100 years how hard could biologicals be?"
*opens up human for the first time*
"This is a disgusting mess and I must go"

"My research has found that the most highly recommended text on human health was Grey's Anatomy... So I have download all 20 seasons."

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re: mild body horror 

@pine

"Humans don't need spleens right?

"Why set bones? Wouldn't it be better to replace the broken endoskeleton with more durable materials?"

"I have learned from the Spleen Incident that I should not remove extraneous organs. So even though your Appendix looks very inflamed we're just going to leave it in there."

re: mild body horror 

@UtOS oh my god, that's amazing. I love the whole "wetware is disgusting, why are you like that." also, "spleen incident," askljdfs.

I'm reminded of a robot character that wasn't mine, who failed a medicine roll and said "Time for the ole face stabbies," with an injection needle (IIRC). That line has just, stuck with me since then.

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