"Can I roll a survival check to see if sharks are fish?"

#DnD #OutOfContextDnD #PackTactics

"Let's go kill a god!"

"I think we've done that before."

"I'm not Dimension Door-ing into this one's mouth."

#DnD #OutOfContextDnD #PackTactics

"I'm guessing that doors are immune to psychic damage."

#DnD #OutOfContextDnD #HitNAbyss

do not ask a player "so, [name], do you want an army?" unless you are prepared for them to keep the mind control gem. even if they're neutral good and don't actually want an army.

she just... /really/ likes having as many options in her toolbox as possible.

she was literally on the bridge running some cables when a lord of the sith went "YOU SHALL ENACT MY WILL" and she just stood there blinking for like a solid minute

she managed to hold it together for long enough to shout directions at their fighter squadron during a space battle only to forget she was still holding the comm button down when the all clear was sounded and wound up broadcasting "WE DIDN'T DIE! OH MY KRIFF, WE DIDN'T DIE????????" to the entire fleet

so you know the one stormtrooper/imperial npc in every star wars tabletop campaign who is a complete nervous wreck and just comedically bad at their job

that character is my latest PC

Single tiefling looking for a <s>polycule</s> party to play with while the world burns

, who valiantly charged a CR 14 monster. He was level 2.

He will be missed, though not by Brin's familiar, Chip, who is very glad Ratbreath never got the chance to eat him.

this is Brin Wanderwind, my halfling wizard. she is incredibly sweet and nice and also was mentored by an evil necromancer. she poisoned said necromancer because she didn't want to help him.

this took much longer than she would have liked. she is trying to atone for the things she assisted in, and is secretly terrified that she's really a bad person deep down.

the things her mentor ordered her to do were far too /easy/...

A quick ref sheet for some of those little details and a shot at playing dress-up, though I think I need to look around for some refs for that, this outfit's not quite doing it for me. I like the concept, we're just not there yet.

#tiefling #dndcharacter #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #mastoart #creativetoots

Queer update: Today, I'm feeling powerfully queer.

"World War One grenade among potatoes at Hong Kong crisp factory"


I am posting this for this joke in the article, which is :chefkiss: :

"The bombe de terre was safely detonated on site by bomb disposal officers."

starbound has a plant called 'wartweed', read 'wart weed',
but I kept reading it as 'war tweed' and was very confused

"These trains are partially made of wood and powered by things that explode."

#DnD #OutOfContextDnD

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