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if wayforward get their hands on metroid, pls don't bother @'ing me about it. you will be wasting your time. i will already be dead by the time the announcement goes live and your job is to avenge me.

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the reason i despise k6bd/lancer so much is that i just look at it and see a cross-section of all the things it just uncritically STOLE without any thought or consideration as to putting their own spin on it

do you ever think the kill six billion demons guy is gonna write out all those royalty checks he owes wayne barlowe

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it's got numbers go up, big swords, swooshy dodges, double jumps and bad story. basically everything you could ever want from a video game

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ahura mazda's representative on earth just asking yahoo answers for advice on how to bring about asha & immortality everlasting

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on the one hand i think ck2's implementation of religions other than christianity is haphazard at best and outright offensive at worst, but on the other hand if they hadn't included zoroastrianism we wouldn't have gotten forum posts like these:

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@smollobster Tom Hall's plea, written across time and space over 46,000 times

shadow of mordor was a spiritual successor to legacy of kain, but we're REALLY not ready to have that conversation

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Kids today don't know how lucky they have it. I remember when t'ps3 store was all pictures of presents and broken folders.

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might fuck around and post a "LISTEN UP FUCKNUTS ITS TIME TO LEARN A HISTORY" garfield thread but as it goes on it becomes increasingly apparent that i'm unironically defending mao's war on sparrows

i wonder how much heinous shit i'm avoiding from my friends simply because i have all the masto heinous porn bots blocked

I love FFXIV because the genchats aren't even people posting shit political opinions its solely players trying to get people to play Resonance of Fate and Ys

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the steam version of phantasy star online 2 does this neat thing with the achievements where, when seen together in order, the achievement icons make portraits of iconic phantasy star online 2 characters. however, when seen in a vacuum, these achievements show just how impossibly horny pso2 is

we're on the lookout for a man covered in sparkles with EXCEPTIONALLY large hands

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personally i think the biggest shame of 2020 is that the two weeks in which the UK was governed by a karate master named "dom cumming" is going to be little more than a footnote

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