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DM problems: "ohh it's going to be So Cool when they reach this point, I have these artifacts and ocs and plot points-" like pls me can you make... Idk, the first session instead?? The one taking place in five days??? Fml.

My DM would let it happen then make you regret it. In a Narrow hallway we joked about getting my Rhino Companion to climb so I rolled and got a Nat 20. Now he’s 10 feet above the party and needs to roll another Nat 20 to stay up there or get safely down without crushing us. Guess what we didn’t get to happen a second time .

for years "mods are asleep" has been a joke relic from the forum days but the fediverse brings us to an era where the mods can let you know that they're awake by boosting your "mods are asleep" joke and then you can scold them to go to bed because you know their timezone and this isn't healthy

Oh my gosh the new book is all I've ever wanted to play: " [Some runners] know the world is stacked against them, and they’ve decided they like those odds. They choose to fight for what they think is right... who do they tell stories about centuries later—Robin Hood, or the jerk thief from a few forests away who only thought of himself?"

“So I’m gonna cast enlarge on the dog.”
“Uh. Okay, the dog is now fucking huge.”
“And I’m gonna throw a bone into the capital building.”
“O-okay. There is utter chaos as this giant dog runs into the capital building.”
“Then I’m gonna walk in!”

Btw, if anyone ever finds a detailed, properly scaled familiar mini, please tell me, I will owe you big time!

I really need to know the etymology of “tootuals.” Is that a historic term here on mastodon? Did it develop as a result of the great migration of ‘18? Who coined it? Should it make me laugh or cry?

Whelp, here's the trailer at long last for "Avengers: Endgame." After the highs of Thor: Ragnarok & Black Panther, Infinity War was a huge letdown to me. I'm trying to decide if I'm over the altogether, since the trailer doesn't really make me very excited....

I wish there was more pretty early modern . So much of the fantasy genre is ornate and detailed medieval re-imaginings, and there's plenty of gothic & Victorian sensibilities. But I'm looking for early 17th century, and it feels like everything happens in a dimly room with everybody wearing black. Curse you dutch masters!

@BoxFive In one game, I'm currently playing "Asimov" (not his real name), a one handed professional gambler on the run across multiple parallel universes, who constructs complex schemes to rig games of chance, based on secret messages he decoded out of paperback science fiction novels. He killed the bookies he owed money to, but now he keeps finding their alternate universe doubles, who all think he owes them money as well.

so, random question. Anyone know where I could get a custom d20? I want one that has 1's on every side.

I'll use it for diplomacy checks. :3

Ala influx of new lovelies here: Re-introduction!

I'm Ben, I'm a Graphic Designer/Game Designer. Right now my project is Paint the Roses: a cooperative deduction game set in the world of wonderland. If you want a or the Tabletop Simulator link, HMU.

I'm seriously considering hiding all my posts under a CW with the of that particular post. ?

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