me: yeah I totally speak germanme: *tries to think of a german phrase to say*
my brain, immediately: mein pferd ist kaput [my horse is broken]
it was that or "ich wolle drei kilo butter kaufen" [I want to buy three kilos of butter]
this was an actual example sentence in my middle school german textbook
@embr I just mention this because I found it funny: You actually said "I wool buy three kilos of butter" 😅
@kirby this is why i nearly failed out of german orz
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