shout out to whoever it was that stole that golden toilet 👌​

we sure do live in interesting times, huh

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Iceland holds funeral for 700-year-old glacier killed by climate change

Iceland's Okjokull glacier spanned 15 square miles in 1901. Now it spans less than half a square mile.


that being said tho, i still think that dream I had as a kid about jim carey trying to kill me with an axe is equal parts funny and terrifying

me: *tries to relax*
viddy game: have u considered revisiting the subconscious manifestations of ur anxiety during ur waking moments?

im going through HoT and at that bit where big gribbly chases u through a cave that's tries to slow u down at every turn and tbh that's what 80% of my nightmares are about, so uh, we ain't having fun over here chief

WHOMST is mowing their grass at 11pm?????

ppl who think a dog walk only takes 5 minutes are absolutely wild, like enjoy constantly cleaning up accidents and damages in ur house i guess????

Idk what else i expected rly

on the plus side, taliesin shows mild concern and that's just lovely

lay down on the floor to see which of the Guinea pigs would care if i snuffed it, turns out Clint would immediately loot my corpse

idec about cats musical but im still perturbed

if they were going to make a Cats movie with a bunch of cgi anyway, why not just make like cartoon cats??
these costume designs look like skinned furbies

i spend at least 27% of my time telling various animals "you can't eat this, you'll die", "pls move, you're not helping" and "it's not it for you"

do they care? no

i take back everything bad i said about jacaranda, my plant boy McNasty can stay

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ugh why are rich ppl's clothes always so boring and ugly???? imagine spending £500 on a shirt that makes u look like Dennis the menace, that's just tragic

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