Kes @fadenuggets@tabletop.social

shout out to whoever it was that stole that golden toilet 👌​

we sure do live in interesting times, huh

that being said tho, i still think that dream I had as a kid about jim carey trying to kill me with an axe is equal parts funny and terrifying

me: *tries to relax*
viddy game: have u considered revisiting the subconscious manifestations of ur anxiety during ur waking moments?

im going through HoT and at that bit where big gribbly chases u through a cave that's tries to slow u down at every turn and tbh that's what 80% of my nightmares are about, so uh, we ain't having fun over here chief

WHOMST is mowing their grass at 11pm?????

2 sweaty 4 lyfe

*sees hot sunny weather* disgusting

ppl who think a dog walk only takes 5 minutes are absolutely wild, like enjoy constantly cleaning up accidents and damages in ur house i guess????

Idk what else i expected rly

on the plus side, taliesin shows mild concern and that's just lovely

hey r u dead???

lay down on the floor to see which of the Guinea pigs would care if i snuffed it, turns out Clint would immediately loot my corpse

idec about cats musical but im still perturbed

if they were going to make a Cats movie with a bunch of cgi anyway, why not just make like cartoon cats??
these costume designs look like skinned furbies

i spend at least 27% of my time telling various animals "you can't eat this, you'll die", "pls move, you're not helping" and "it's not it for you"

do they care? no

it's a twitter link but i C R A V E these dice
https://twitter.com/dispeldice/status/1151579703922159616?s=09

i take back everything bad i said about jacaranda, my plant boy McNasty can stay

ugh why are rich ppl's clothes always so boring and ugly???? imagine spending £500 on a shirt that makes u look like Dennis the menace, that's just tragic