itssssss nottt even decenbrr yet hhhhhhh stoplz im begging

the royal family is basically the same as the kardashians

im not complaining about phones, im complaining about not having fun converstations

gotta try making friends w ppl who talk to u when u hang out in public instead of just scrolling through their phones bcos they lost interest

Kes boosted

Pokemon Sword and Shield release this week, and while I do not own a Switch, the hype is real! This is a good time to finish this 2 year journey of drawing each starter pokemon (with markers of course)

#pokemon #pokemonswordandshield #mastoart #creativetoots #traditionalart

every time i see the phrase "sustainable palm oil" my eyeballs roll so far back into my head i can see my own brain quivering

things #4 pig usidore will try to eat:

1) the plastic used to keep the floor under the cage dry
2) bin bag with pig poop in it
3) toes :(

things usidore refuses to eat under any circumstances:

1) fruit

had to Google what a vsco girl is and I still dont understand

I am aging rapidly, absolutely torpedoing towards the grave

watched a crappy cam rip of the new joker movie purely because I heard Jared leto was upset about it and hmm

here he is.... round boy Travis.... walrus shaped....

due to my severe underestimation of how ridiculously dramatic teenage boy guinea pigs are, the population of pig town has now increased to 5

(its partially clint's fault)

friend says he can run a game...i am... Frothing at the mouth

Saw an ad for a dnd group and got excited then realised the ad never specified which building it was in or who to contact about it :v

shout out to whoever it was that stole that golden toilet 👌​

we sure do live in interesting times, huh

that being said tho, i still think that dream I had as a kid about jim carey trying to kill me with an axe is equal parts funny and terrifying

me: *tries to relax*
viddy game: have u considered revisiting the subconscious manifestations of ur anxiety during ur waking moments?

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