Xenni / Flea @Xenni@tabletop.social

After a year of playing her, #Aavia joins the halls of retired DnD Characters. After discovering she was part demi-god and focusing rule of cool ALL OF HER POWER into a storm sphere to blow up the BBEG and bending reality a bit, she's gone back to being wherever the winds take her. I'm really going to miss her, she's been the most fun character I've had in a #DnD5E game.

As one door closes, another opens though, #Wanda makes an appearance in the next camain, a Fae Fae Wanderer Ranger :D

Whoo I actually get to play a #WoD game, #changelingthelost and while I have no idea about character creation for this, the character shall be known as #Melody ^_^

#Magnus has now learned - thanks to HyperBrain 7s photographic memory - how to create a ritual to turn someone into a saint...

this power should not be in the hands of one as chaotic as I.... #GodlikeORE

The parties reactions to #Magnus have the Hyper Brain talent at 7d10 and "Pidgeon Wrangling" as a skill at 4d10 has been amazing :D

The party all survived, thankfully we have an astral projection who knows their stuff, and I roll Alchemy at 10d10 when I'm not under duress so I can heal killing damage.

#GodlikeORE

Worst part about all my stuff is the Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria.

Tie that in with EPIC levels of social and body dysphoria...

Add a sprinkle of paranoia from emotional abuse...

I don't believe I pass, I don't believe anyone who says I do, I believe they're either being hostile or making "feel good!" noises.

I feel hurt when I'm left out of things, yet at the same time I make almost every effort to be isolated and not part of a group.

Blegh

party.

Sadly, the party couldn't quite breathe that long underwater and while Magnus was distracting the security underwater (think LEGION from Castlevania) they were drowning, and have been captured by an as yet unknown BBEG while #Magnus - the group newbie - has escaped. Not knowing the groups fate sadly.

#GodlikeORE

#Magnus did an amazing job last night. Turns out we'd tripped a massive alarm off. The DM allowed my Flight and Flight (Barnstorming) talents to be used underwater and for my "No Altitude" modification to mean I don't need to breath while I'm flying...

Having been tagged a few times by some wyrd barrier my Beacon flight drawback meant I was basically a lightbulb in darkness for those looking for me, I managed to pick up enough speed to hit this barrier to create a Wyrd boom to distract from the

so my #VtMv5 group has dissolved for a small number of reasons.

Lessons learned:
- Keep character stats to hand.
- Have them roll less, round up ((stat+attribute)/2)+1 and take that as an average for more "rolls"
- Make sure you have a solid idea for EVERY NPC because they will get attached to Graham the Chonky Rat leader
- Don't be scared to dip into homebrew stuff, because the odds are there's already a ruling somewhere that affects it you've probably just not found.
- Have fun!

First session of DBT... went well. funniest bit? Me and friend changing the acronym.

Dick and Balls Therapy
Damnit Beatrice Therapy [beatrice is my cat who decided to sit on me half way through]
Damned Bollocks Therapy

Gotta love when your #borderlinepersonalitydisorder manages to fuck up one of your inner circles...

Genuinely wonder why I bother fighting entropy at this point and don't just accept I'm probably just going to sabotage myself at every turn unknowingly and just give up on trying to have trusted people in my life -.-;

Roll20 has been far too kind to #Magnus the Gargoyle tonight. #GodlikeORE works on a pair being a success, and number being just how efficient you are. I hardly failed any tests... In a pool of 6 I got 3x10, that's some epic rolling and now I'm scared for future games... In a game were Vampires are the normal, and the Wyrd is everywhere... I'm really scared :3

So I am now a #catmom and have been for a couple weeks...

My cat doesn't like
- Wet food
- Tuna
- Chicken

dafuq

#Aavia had fun last night. Out DM threw a hella-meta 4th wall breaking fight at us designed to unnerve us and our characters. I knew the solution, Aavia being the entity of chaos that she is, didn't - and essentially became paranoid as heck. To the point she's now actively distrusting the party. She's not attacking them, but the bag of devouring and bag of holding bombs is too close to her for the parties liking. :P

#FuckTheHaters
I'm a transqueer woman who's been fully out for 4 years, and today, despite every aspect of me except my voice being high fem [makeup, hair, short skirt, tights, heeled boots] I got "directed" to the mens toilets. #LetMePee #TransAndProud

So updates on my games..
#Aavia is still true chaotic, and is rapidly becoming a master of the elements, and is a fragment of a demigod of nature. oops. #dnd5e

#Magnus is ready for his first game tonight after much buildup. #GodlikeORE

#Vullyn and #Saria have been retired. #Seline - one of my prerolls - saw 1 session before the group fell apart :( Div wiz with Nat20 and Nat1 on portent D:

Protip: Never crumb advanced plotlines because your players will fuck up and cause sequences to happen...

My Chronicle 3 Bad Guys have been revealed and we're not even half way through Chronicle 1. Thanks to a Messy Critical perfectly copying a complex marking in blood, and a Beastial Fail to resist its effects by one of the party... #vtm #justsayno

Hey Goths, there's a social network been made for us "alternative" types, a neutral ground for Covens, Vampires and other creatures of the night to chill.

https://carpenoctum.com/

Ever want to reach peak dice goblin?
Today I have obtained:
- approx 130 dice sets
- 2kg of standard dice [d4 d6 d8 d10 d00 d12 d20]
- over 15kg of all kinds of dice.
- 25 dice with my shop logo on them.

While I can't keep them, It's certainly a feeling :3

A 10 hour #VtMv5 session happened yesterday...

Things the group have learned:
Tremere are arseholes.
Even the nice vampires are fucking with you.
Malkavians see everything.

Things I have learned:
There are no specific rules I can find for all kinds of things, some things seem too easy and others too hard. Like Clan Banes, Frenzy checks, or maybe I'm just an idiot.

Total Kill Count: 8
Masquerade breaches: 4
Bailouts by manipulative Elder Vampires: 2.