Xenni / Flea @Xenni@tabletop.social

First session of DBT... went well. funniest bit? Me and friend changing the acronym.

Dick and Balls Therapy
Damnit Beatrice Therapy [beatrice is my cat who decided to sit on me half way through]
Damned Bollocks Therapy

Gotta love when your #borderlinepersonalitydisorder manages to fuck up one of your inner circles...

Genuinely wonder why I bother fighting entropy at this point and don't just accept I'm probably just going to sabotage myself at every turn unknowingly and just give up on trying to have trusted people in my life -.-;

Roll20 has been far too kind to #Magnus the Gargoyle tonight. #GodlikeORE works on a pair being a success, and number being just how efficient you are. I hardly failed any tests... In a pool of 6 I got 3x10, that's some epic rolling and now I'm scared for future games... In a game were Vampires are the normal, and the Wyrd is everywhere... I'm really scared :3

So I am now a #catmom and have been for a couple weeks...

My cat doesn't like
- Wet food
- Tuna
- Chicken

dafuq

#Aavia had fun last night. Out DM threw a hella-meta 4th wall breaking fight at us designed to unnerve us and our characters. I knew the solution, Aavia being the entity of chaos that she is, didn't - and essentially became paranoid as heck. To the point she's now actively distrusting the party. She's not attacking them, but the bag of devouring and bag of holding bombs is too close to her for the parties liking. :P

#FuckTheHaters
I'm a transqueer woman who's been fully out for 4 years, and today, despite every aspect of me except my voice being high fem [makeup, hair, short skirt, tights, heeled boots] I got "directed" to the mens toilets. #LetMePee #TransAndProud

So updates on my games..
#Aavia is still true chaotic, and is rapidly becoming a master of the elements, and is a fragment of a demigod of nature. oops. #dnd5e

#Magnus is ready for his first game tonight after much buildup. #GodlikeORE

#Vullyn and #Saria have been retired. #Seline - one of my prerolls - saw 1 session before the group fell apart :( Div wiz with Nat20 and Nat1 on portent D:

Protip: Never crumb advanced plotlines because your players will fuck up and cause sequences to happen...

My Chronicle 3 Bad Guys have been revealed and we're not even half way through Chronicle 1. Thanks to a Messy Critical perfectly copying a complex marking in blood, and a Beastial Fail to resist its effects by one of the party... #vtm #justsayno

Hey Goths, there's a social network been made for us "alternative" types, a neutral ground for Covens, Vampires and other creatures of the night to chill.

https://carpenoctum.com/

Ever want to reach peak dice goblin?
Today I have obtained:
- approx 130 dice sets
- 2kg of standard dice [d4 d6 d8 d10 d00 d12 d20]
- over 15kg of all kinds of dice.
- 25 dice with my shop logo on them.

While I can't keep them, It's certainly a feeling :3

A 10 hour #VtMv5 session happened yesterday...

Things the group have learned:
Tremere are arseholes.
Even the nice vampires are fucking with you.
Malkavians see everything.

Things I have learned:
There are no specific rules I can find for all kinds of things, some things seem too easy and others too hard. Like Clan Banes, Frenzy checks, or maybe I'm just an idiot.

Total Kill Count: 8
Masquerade breaches: 4
Bailouts by manipulative Elder Vampires: 2.

How to know fate is against you. Not me and #Aavia thankfully, but one in our party. #5e #roll20

Another game, another character.. another #5e game but with a pre-roll I have, #Seline the Div Wiz. Never actually played one of these and I'm looking forward to it!

i've also managed to get in a Godlike/ORE game ^_^

I also have a Boblin the Goblin in the form of Graham the Rat... #vtm

So my first #VtM session as a #Storyteller happened. And ye gods was it chaos. They've encountered the 3 main forces in the city, had all connections to their past eliminated, all gone into frenzy, all nearly killed a human...

My Nosferatu used a bedsheet over her head to disguise herself down the streets, there was a LOT of failures, a LOT of bestial failures - one resulting in one of my SPCs deciding to chew on his friend instead of going for the PCs and 2 hours trying to move a grate!

How to scare the life out of your DnD group.
Suggest there's Earth, Water and Fire Genasi equivalent of your Actually True Chaotic Air Genasi, and all 4 should be brought together to create the Aaviatar. The fall out of pure horror and hysterical laughter was amazing. #Aavia #5e

Thanks to the massive generosity of people I've raised over £800 so far for The Rainbow Dragons Trove.

TRDT is going to be an alcohol free LGBTQ centric gaming space in South Yorkshire, England. Open to all people to come, relax, play games paint warhammer, and more.

If you're and willing to help, please donate if you and, and even if you can't, please boost https://gf.me/u/yw7bit so that I can make this place a reality. <3 If you have questions, just ask ^_^

Soooo I'm also doing a thing for LGBTQ folk in the UK, and wanting to set up a Queer Gaming Café basically, and having been turned down for a loan I need to CrowdFund it.

I try and live to be the person I needed when I was younger, now I'm trying to provide the place I needed when I was younger.

If you can donate anything to help, that would be amazing. If you can share the link, that's just as amazing.

https://gf.me/u/yw7bit
Have Questions? I'll answer the best I can!