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One of my favorite characters I've ever made for :thinkhappy:​ His name is Grim, and he's just a dude trying to bury his problematic past and become a better person.

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time to drop nymphie on here to bother u all he's my with homebrew in #dnd and he's a plant zombie

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tip for tumblr migrants: put your vents on "followers only" to prevent people from boosting them, purposely or otherwise

since I saw so many people on tumblr complaining about assholes seeking out "do not reblog" posts and reblogging them

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ALSO -ed some fuckin rat bastard elves for with snouts and bull terrier faces and sharp teeth and little to no lips because i was tired of tall pretty elves
these little bastards are only 5 feet tall average and they're heavily arcane focused to the point that sometimes they die and their magic just wakes them up again and that's a Normal Thing
They're v territorial over their forests
Halfbloods are treated pretty cruelly in the outside world tho :^(
They're called Val'Ashlan

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Whenever the one player starts up bullshit that can get the party killed DND begins to be an acronym for Dungeons and Don't

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Remember, sometimes playing a character in a allows a person to explore parts of themselves they can't in real life, or even don't know about yet!

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Everytime I post anything on this site I can't help but say "Toot!" out loud when I hit the button.

me, desperately following as many d and d bloggers as i can: desperate for content???? me????? psh.

guys the solution to having 10 million different characers you wanna try???? usurp your dm, become the new one, and make them all into npcs. if this doesn't work you can have your money back.

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good question, Doug, glad you fucking asked. sit down, lemme explain it to you, and you may with to remove your socks before hand, they may get blown away by my mad presentation skills.

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HI EVERYONE reminder to take ur meds and drink some water today! ur doing so amazing i love u

oh yeah, intros!!!! Hey! I'm Mar!!!! I love to play D and D, and recently got into TAZ???? I have a soft spot for both halfings and bards (basically as same hat sorta deal) and will be very enthusiastic when it comes to listening abt your characters I love characters and i'd pill my blood for a good story, so i guess it makes sense i'd fall into this particular fandom! Nice to meet ya!!!

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Can't wait to come out to my family by dressing as Eowyn, pulling off my helmet, and shouting "I am no man!" And then stabbing a witch king or something.

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Good night!~

When all else fails, you can always rely on your friends!

If you can't charm that guard let me!
If you can't pick that lock, ask the rogue!

You are not alone, you have many friends willing to help you do what must be done!

You simply have to ask!

~Your Bard, always ready to help

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