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Ive written an algorithm that can make posts which fot with your own personal brand. All i need to know for it to work is your favorite colour, your star sign, and your credit card information

why oh why do humans need to be stupid sometimes @ myself

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*scuttls into cupboard and shuts it* this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE

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Just got to say "roll initiative!" for the first time to a new group.

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[sees the nutrition facts on a pack of ramen] woah it has lore

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I like it when the timelines goes so fast that my neck breaks

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God, i wish i could get payed for being owned online

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if i post genuine shit, you have permission to kill me (editor's note: this post is too honest, consider revising)

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What fresh hell is this. I'm trying to escape Tumblr...

Sometimes I wonder if my players realize that NPCs can and will lie to them. amworried trusteveryone

I am new to this, but trying hard. I've played the Star Wars D20 system and DnD 5e. I gm and also play. Also I am very gay.

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