I get far too much enjoyment out of utterly cursed restaurant reviews. You should not, as a general rule I feel, be able to tell from the courses that the chef has a cumswapping fetish

@ossifog When I got to the "licking foam out a cast of the chef's mouth" I had to stop for a break. It's deranged and I love it

@Sarklor I can't decide if that would be the point I'd nope out, or start enthusiastically pretending to make out with it.

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