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💙Charles ☭ H❤

Lewd but true 

@cadadr

There are app-contolled erectile implants. The have batteries and motors and thus a shorter life than ones with tibt hand pumps, but obviously not everyone can manage a tiny pump.

You just have to manage your sex life via a proprietary app.

I'm sure security is great and nobody's penis is mining bitcoin and nobody is collecting or monetising data.

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Elda King

Judge: What is this digital picture of an open field? Where is your client?
Lawyer: Look at the file format. This is the plain.tiff

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Shrig 🐌

"Live, Laugh, Love ✨"
- Karl Marx

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Ciarán O'Brien

Renewing my passport, while necessary, was still a mistake because it reminded me that in the last ten years a lot was taken from me. Same sad eyes, just trapped in a far more worn and damaged meat cage.

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Ruth [☕️ 👩🏻‍💻📚📖✍🏻🍵]

Oh holy shit, these authors just drew a line between the moment-by-moment awareness/impermanence of mindfulness and its appeal to corporations who want us to internalize it so we don’t question their restructuring of workplaces with ever-increasing worker precarity. 😳

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map witch ebel ⛧ 🧙‍♀️🗺️🌍

There once was a singer of old
Who then broke away from the fold
He won't give you up
He won't let you down
In a word, you have been Limerick-rolled

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Ciarán O'Brien

Finished Horizon: Zero Dawn tonight. Quite a journey. I think it lost itself in the middle for a bit, always an issue with huge open world games, but it ended well. I teared up just a little at the end which is impressive given how the absolutely dire state of the world has left me emotionally numb, so kudos to Guerilla for making me feel something for the first time in a month.

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exhausted lizard

hackers breaking into prisons and posting videos of all the abuse that happens there is honestly what should have been happening this whole time as governments expand their surveillance states:

therecord.media/a-new-wave-of-

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Ciarán O'Brien

Today I learned you can contact Twitter's data protection officer so I'm requesting all the information about how they mishandled my data during the month a troll kept reporting tweets from 2013 to get me kicked off the site.

I doubt I'll get justice from them, but I'll settle for being really, really annoying.

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Ciarán O'Brien

The continued deliberate incompetence of Twitter Support continues to astound.

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Shrig 🐌

Been trapped in this escape room for weeks, I'm not very good at them

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Ciarán O'Brien

Oh no I have perpetrated another Coriolis session writeup!

sarklor.ie/blag/2021/08/26/cor

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mathembo :blacktransfox:

small mh story 

rude that perpetual motion machines work, but only for anxiety

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Robert Kingett

Thank you to all who donated to my Comradery! While PayPal is not supported yet, I'd still encourage you to share my page because I will be moving away from Patreon comradery.co/weirdwriter #Patreon # #Comradery # #AmWriting #Writing #WritingCommunity #AmDrafting

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Unlocked the heavy flamer in Aliens Fireteam

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𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚 🌹

ohhhhhhh i'm a widdle american diplomat and my stummy hurt :( i don't want to go to work. this is castro's fault i think. it's his undead death ray that only hurts american diplomats

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Wraidd Skywalker

We all say we want to live like Diogenes but when's the last time you spit in a rich man's face or threw a plucked chicken at a philosophy professor?

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Karen C

where's that :oof: emojo

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Ciarán O'Brien

"Video game merch is such trash, I'd never waste my mone-"

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Ciarán O'Brien

Amazing Cultivation Simulator is *so good*. Not many games I've sunk 60+ hours into my first go would have me considering restarting completely now I have more of an idea of what I'm doing, but this one is just so up my alley.

Granted, a lot of that time was figuring out what was actually meant in the somewhat dodgy translation, but god damn if running your own supernatural martial arts monastery isn't compelling as all heck.

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