An earth-loving android heard the screams of crazed androids at a closed theater

This is Tovera's mace, a covetous symbolic waterborne mace created by orcs. It upsets and discomforts you to look at it.

YAY TEACHERS. YAY GRADUATES. YAY EXHAUSTED PARENTS.

We’ve just got to get through the next few weeks. We’re so. close.

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Idea for a D&D villain: the mysterious head of a villainous thieves guild, known only as "The Chairman".

He is a mimic in the shape of a big armchair.

"Come out it's time to Save the republic"

I HATE DARTH REVAN I HATE DARTH REVAN I HATE DARTH REVAN

Me: “I dreamed of flying submarines.”

The Princess: “...you mean airships?”

Me: “Normally I would, but not today.”

@Provinto I've only done some test rolls but it seems to come to rest okay. Definitely more sphere like than anything else I have

@vanillabean@outerheaven.club I love Indian food but I'm always worried I'm doing the equivalent of putting maple syrup on potato salad and nobody is saying anything.

@Provinto sadly it's virtual from an app. Mighty Dice. I do roll my real dice when I can, even when stuck with Roll20

@dankwraith they do have some deliveries for retail package delivery customers. Amazon and Walmart and Target and such. Part of the deal that has the Donald upset (and keeps their doors open)

@Archiviste_Dragontigre For some reason I get a lot of use out of mine. I just pull minis as needed when playing 5e and that's just such a fun undead baddie.

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