"Nonetheless you have no standing unless you are carrying his baby"
"Wulfrun, do you have a baby? Just give it to me to carry while I walk around the mountain"
Then I died laughing
"All of your weapons are returned except for Wulfrun's sword"
Me, loudly and enthusiastically: "ALRIGHT. NOW I CAN TEACH WULFRUN HOW TO USE A REAL WEAPON. WULFRUN, IT'S AXE TRAINING TIME!
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