"Nonetheless you have no standing unless you are carrying his baby"
"Wulfrun, do you have a baby? Just give it to me to carry while I walk around the mountain"
Then I died laughing
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"If he had a baby, I don't think he would have it HERE"
"He always has 7 days of food for the whole party on him! That could be a baby!"
Me: "A baby is two days of food, TOPS"
"All of your weapons are returned except for Wulfrun's sword"
Me, loudly and enthusiastically: "ALRIGHT. NOW I CAN TEACH WULFRUN HOW TO USE A REAL WEAPON. WULFRUN, IT'S AXE TRAINING TIME!
@Canageek Always relevant: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/753136.Courtship_Rite
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