I've got a cemetery full of dirty dishes! What can I do?!
Go to your local library, of course!
Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/151/summon-undead
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Does this group have a review page? I'd like to maybe hear why those lost souls don't want to visit it.
Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/282/mahadi-emporium-master
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Just my luck, the kind of baldness I'm stuck with is "A Boxer Looks At A Rabbit."
Period!
Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/684/multiclass-baldric
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Ok, the 'Y' mana still isn't working, but I substituted some prosciutto and artisan old world sausages, see if the engine'll turn over now.
If not, I'll try these two bananas.
Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/95/sea-hag-aquatic-ingress
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Oh look, Ravelof is arriving! His latest adventure in battle was such a hit! I hope he doesn't die and get captured!
Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/142/ravenloft-adventurer
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Our final story of #PrideMonth is “Last Day” by Dirt Coyote.
Bradley has spent all summer camp with Pat, but is having trouble finding the courage to face him on their last day together.
https://thevoice.dog/episode/last-day-by-dirt-coyote
Read by Kegirby.
When not causing all sorts of trouble at DirtCoyote on twitter, he's writing a novel, a novella, a series, and short furry fiction. His story featured on The Voice of Dog, “I’m Just Your Stud” was nominated for Coyotl’s Best Short Story of 2021.
It's an... interesting performance, but can we cut to the end? Where you sprint very deftly and agile?
Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/174/firbolg-flutist
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Today's story is a poem by @AjaniOnTheSpot.
https://www.thevoice.dog/episode/the-homecoming-of-daniel-usherswell-by-rob-macwolf
Read by @khakidoggy
Baby Liza's newest work, 'A Witch,' is amazing, but its prepositions have some shortcomings.
Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/266/baba-lysaga-night-witch
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You have committed magic in the first degree, with intent to inherit the top page of the notebook.
Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/663/artificer-class
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If any of the top 8 cards in the basket are straight, the mustache has no use for them. They should be left at the end of the file.
Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/246/owlbear-cub
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A creature that's been obedient for 20 years may suddenly become self aware at the end of that D20 cycle. Tragic.
Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/245/overwhelming-encounter
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P.S. Don't let the tunnel attack L. Turel. They aren't one of the right people. They've weathered tunnel attacks before.
P.S.S. Maybe have it attack the people who feed animals instead?
Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/172/elturel-survivors
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Art: Zoltan Boros
Well if you know a better format for a playgroup of five, I'd love to hear it.
Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/265/astarion-the-decadent
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'Toqueños' are, according to my research, a Venezuelan fried cheese stick, with something like puff pastry instead of breading.
They honestly sound really delicious... says Me!
Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/46/tabaxi-toucaneers
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Today’s story is the second and final part of “Rekindling” by Al Song.
https://www.thevoice.dog/episode/rekindling-by-al-song-part-2-of-2
It’s not easy being gay and a second-generation Lao otter in small town America. On top of that, Charlie’s childhood friend just came out to him.
Al Song is a musician, writer, and polyglot. He was an editor for the novel, “C.C.S.” by Tagenar. Al has been published in a dozen anthologies including: Fang 8, Roar 9, and Tales from the Guild: World Tour.
Read by Buddy Goodboy, Esq.
It's just so depressing, when someone is enchanting the earth from between cards and captions, and it's clearly just a big chore to them, you know?
Good to see that, even as an adult, the brain still knows how to make enchanting the earth from between cards and captions fun.
Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/125/elder-brain
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The Monster that is the Spirit of the Guardian of the Dragon of Mary is a Part of the Plane.
At least it isn't unidentified.
Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/284/miirym-sentinel-wyrm
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Art: http://kekaiart.com
Today’s story is the first of two parts of “Rekindling” by Al Song.
https://thevoice.dog/episode/rekindling-by-al-song-part-1-of-2
Returning home from college isn’t always exciting, but it’ll be a life-changing spring break for a gay, Laotian otter in his small hometown.
Read by Buddy Goodboy, Esq.
I put Magic cards through Google Translate. Sometimes, people find the results amusing.
"Oh Ah the Human Being is a Wolf."