Rob MacWolf @AjaniOnTheSpot@tabletop.social

I've got a cemetery full of dirty dishes! What can I do?!
Go to your local library, of course!

Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/151/summon-undead
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Art: https://dallasillustration.com

Does this group have a review page? I'd like to maybe hear why those lost souls don't want to visit it.

Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/282/mahadi-emporium-master
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Art: https://www.artstation.com/ilsegort

Just my luck, the kind of baldness I'm stuck with is "A Boxer Looks At A Rabbit."

Period!

Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/684/multiclass-baldric
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Art: https://franz-vohwinkel.com

Ok, the 'Y' mana still isn't working, but I substituted some prosciutto and artisan old world sausages, see if the engine'll turn over now.

If not, I'll try these two bananas.

Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/95/sea-hag-aquatic-ingress
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Art: https://artstation.com/andreapiparo

Oh look, Ravelof is arriving! His latest adventure in battle was such a hit! I hope he doesn't die and get captured!

Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/142/ravenloft-adventurer
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Art: https://www.artstation.com/jodiemuir

It's an... interesting performance, but can we cut to the end? Where you sprint very deftly and agile?

Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/174/firbolg-flutist
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Art: https://josephweston.tumblr.com

Baby Liza's newest work, 'A Witch,' is amazing, but its prepositions have some shortcomings.

Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/266/baba-lysaga-night-witch
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Art: https://www.artstation.com/maniaks

You have committed magic in the first degree, with intent to inherit the top page of the notebook.

Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/663/artificer-class
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Art: https://jimnelsonart.com/

If any of the top 8 cards in the basket are straight, the mustache has no use for them. They should be left at the end of the file.

Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/246/owlbear-cub
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Art: https://www.ernandasouza.com/

A creature that's been obedient for 20 years may suddenly become self aware at the end of that D20 cycle. Tragic.

Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/245/overwhelming-encounter
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Art: https://darekzabrocki.com

P.S. Don't let the tunnel attack L. Turel. They aren't one of the right people. They've weathered tunnel attacks before.
P.S.S. Maybe have it attack the people who feed animals instead?

Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/172/elturel-survivors
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Art: Zoltan Boros

Well if you know a better format for a playgroup of five, I'd love to hear it.

Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/265/astarion-the-decadent
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Art: https://benjaminjay.art/

'Toqueños' are, according to my research, a Venezuelan fried cheese stick, with something like puff pastry instead of breading.

They honestly sound really delicious... says Me!

Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/46/tabaxi-toucaneers
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Art: https://artstation.com/filipe-pagliuso

It's just so depressing, when someone is enchanting the earth from between cards and captions, and it's clearly just a big chore to them, you know?

Good to see that, even as an adult, the brain still knows how to make enchanting the earth from between cards and captions fun.

Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/125/elder-brain
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Art: https://www.daarken.com/

The Monster that is the Spirit of the Guardian of the Dragon of Mary is a Part of the Plane.

At least it isn't unidentified.

Original: https://scryfall.com/card/clb/284/miirym-sentinel-wyrm
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Art: http://kekaiart.com