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"Thank you. This is a very good job." sounds immediately suspect and condescending when the next word is "Female."

Original: scryfall.com/card/lea/7/blessi

Art: juliebaroh.net/art

There's only one way to learn the tricks and tips for the chamber, like leaving a jacket on the bird's battlefield, or where the director is: Ask!

Original: scryfall.com/card/m10/225/garg

Art: theartofpaulbonner.com

If anyone following me is facing eviction in the Seattle area, PSTU has resources that can help: soundtenants.org/

Members of the Inactive Government: as asked, Greenland and Me, we've specified, we've complied the report, and we have a proposal to deal with Hunting Poverty.

I don't think you're going to like it.

Original: scryfall.com/card/tmp/330/wast

Art: Una Fricker

Of course, JUST when the participant is ready the player decides it's time to draw womb-arches! If only there were a word I could shout to express my frustration, but I forget what that would be...

Card: scryfall.com/card/ala/50/memor

Art: howardlyon.com/

You think you're healthy, Soldier? Red Helen's been handed to the battlefield for 4 out of 4 years! As far as the middle of the field is concerned, she's healthier!

Card: scryfall.com/card/roe/151/hell

Art: conceptartworld.com/artists/an

I guess I shouldn't bother trying to understand Ertai, Belbe, and Greven il-Vec. Just let them leave the outcome of the game, and go out to Barox themselves, one by one, wave upon wave.

Original: scryfall.com/card/nem/17/paral

Art: gregstaples.com

Faced with the reputation of its studio in ruins, the Assassin's Creed franchise makes increasingly desperate bids for relevance.

Art: briansnoddyart.com

This sounds like Translate's just found out THAT innuendo is, but not WHAT it is, and hopes that if it tries some it can figure them out as it goes along.

Art: aprillee7.wixsite.com/april-il

Nothing cures a temple the has been affected by a playground near the sea, or a tall building that's had an attack pushed through it, like Blue Mana-ing 'em wheels.

Art: baga.de

You say you tried to order nectar, touched it, but couldn't find it? Not to worry friend, there's a trick to it! Now, can you confirm for the audience that we've never met before? Splendid...

Art: Qui De En

Easy to get stuck with this card in your hand, since you have to discard the X card to get rid of it, and animals will regard decreasing the X card, to make it more discardable, as an attack.

Art: marktedin.com/home.html

Sure, having a politician who has a Ph.D. sounds good. You want to fully unlock the card with an open hand.

Next thing you know, you lose like that.

Art: martiniere.com

I'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert,
But I can Escape and Worship and make some white bird marks and fly!
In a Big Country
Dreams load the card
Hold it in your hand
And fill it up!

Art: winonanelsonart.com/

There's a lot of different characters involved in this one: Sky Bosses of Rogue Sky Team, your enemy Captain Skyd, the Abusive Witch Goddess. Maybe just contact your employer.

Let them deal with this.

Art: randyasplund.com

Any movement that's truly for the benefit of workers needs to have an action plan in case of an angel! Or else destruction will be said to destroy it!

Art: aleksi.artstation.com

So sick of tech bro types saying they've invented things that already exist. I don't care if you think it'll help reptiles see geysers better, abstaining from food for religious purposes was already a thing!

Art: zezhouchen.com/

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