The first tragedy is the evil skeleton that entered the trash. The second tragedy is that my animal is on the no-fly list. And you attitude isn't helping, Pastor Cigars Verne.
Btw, the "Average Innistradian Cleric eats 3 cigars/year factoid is incorrect. Pastor Cigars Verne here is a statistical outlier, and should not have been counted.
I know that because I looked at 1/1 of his Blue Code.
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