Today’s story is the second part of “The Lone and Level Lands Stretch Far Away” by @PascalFarful and Rob MacWolf.

thevoice.dog/episode/the-lone-

Frustration, failed expedition, and radiation storm marr Murd and Faln’s honeymoon. But what is this strange abandoned planet, really?

Read by @Nenekiri

CW: Implied Nuclear War, Implied Ghosts

The card type doesn't know what to make of the rules and flavor text either, so it's staying as broadly nonspecific as possible.

Original: scryfall.com/card/chk/256/jade

Art: benthompsonart.com/

I will give it this: none of the things happening on this card, in art or text, look anything at all like Nirvana.

Original: scryfall.com/card/tmp/25/invul

Art: briansnoddyart.com

Also maybe you wouldn't have so much trouble convincing people you ARE the King of Morality if you didn't keep doing things like assassinating a random wolf in Bali?

Original: scryfall.com/card/clb/268/bhaa

Art: apterus.artstation.com

"Rise from your grave, Old Dad! If you liked The Witch's Wall, then you'll love this story! But if you don't remember to draw your card this time I'm going home."

Original: scryfall.com/card/clb/60/candl

Art: kimsokol.com/

Google Translate popped up a 'might be covid misinformation in this text!' warning box with these results and I'm fascinated wondering what part of this it thinks is that.

Original: scryfall.com/card/clb/229/emer

Art: artstation.com/diegogisbert

What's that you say, Mr. Black? Christopher Nolan was taking some serious liberties with the Batman source material by the third movie?

Oh, I know.

Original: scryfall.com/card/clb/267/bane

Art: artstation.com/billcreative

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