Ha ha! Kane told you off for being scared! You're too chicken to bury peppers in a war with the rest of the Light Housing Brigade! Go back to JAIL!

...if you need directions there I can clarify.

Original: scryfall.com/card/mid/253/cros

Art: danscottart.format.com/

I haven't had enough Malt Liquor to think it's a good idea to just use the "Look at this Graph" meme here in lieu of an actual joke.

Art: raoulvitaleart.com

The charming cicada already doesn't have a long lifespan, even without going to war. I dunno if it's as short as the last digit of the Pride card, but focusing on his whole life isn't difficult.

Original: scryfall.com/card/mid/33/sigar

Art: howardlyon.com/

Of course, there's some doubts, as with any forecast. But the new stormwall has plenty of leverage, and the National Weather Service has stated they have been unable to see Shiva anywhere in the system.

So you should be able to leave those umbrellas at home! Back to you!

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Well it's raining now, but on the weekend forecast, you can see B and H dropping to zero, and that's going to bring in a lot dry pressure in the next week!

Original: scryfall.com/card/mid/203/tire

Art: forrestimel.com/

I think I'm gonna unsubscribe from Anger of the Month. They just keep sending me A Male Wolf who wants to dominate the other animals.

Original: scryfall.com/card/mid/7/brutal

Art: karlkopinski.com/

Total X thinks it can destroy prey all night and not be deleted? If you ask me, it's getting far too precious and thrown!

Original: scryfall.com/card/mid/146/ligh

Art: Wei Wei

"Hey man, I'm locked down right now, can you come to war real quick? Yeah, in the 3/3 wolf regions. In front of the girlfriend statue, yeah. Thanks. You're a good friend."

Original: scryfall.com/card/mid/194/prim

Art: artstation.com/ilsegort

Please attend the famous traveler's concert, at sunset, of the piece: "Hinge on the acquisition of all the enemies." It's amazing how all the notes open silently!

Original: scryfall.com/card/mid/245/tefe

Art: artstation.com/kilart

The driver is trying to blame the damage, you can't lock suspicious storage, and the athlete is injured? I don't blame the wolf. If I was just playing on the beach, I couldn't stand this either.

Original: scryfall.com/card/mid/80/suspi

Art: jakemurraystudio.com/

I don't know what kind of love life Lando Meat and the Living Creature have, but if makes their knees feel BETTER after they must be doing something right.

Original: scryfall.com/card/mid/222/fles

Art: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kev_Walk

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(Posting a couple catch-up cards because I was out of town and couldn't get the mobile version to work.)

The first tragedy is the evil skeleton that entered the trash. The second tragedy is that my animal is on the no-fly list. And you attitude isn't helping, Pastor Cigars Verne.

Btw, the "Average Innistradian Cleric eats 3 cigars/year factoid is incorrect. Pastor Cigars Verne here is a statistical outlier, and should not have been counted.

I know that because I looked at 1/1 of his Blue Code.

Original: scryfall.com/card/mid/65/omino

Art: josuhernaiz.com/

New Angelo, the designer fragrance from Ed, is ALSO a quick and easy meal. Just stir twice and fry!

Contains Hexac. Don't worry, it's safe.

Original: scryfall.com/card/mid/17/endur

Art: artstation.com/nordsol

The translation settled on "Tymph Reuleaux Duvende" pretty early on, before I'd put it through French I might add. And once it was there, it refused to move any further.

Original: scryfall.com/card/lgn/140/timb

Art: Dave Dorman

Maybe the reason the Tunisian Army got defeated is it was one guy armed with a spock haircut? They didn't even give him any military vehicles?

Original: scryfall.com/card/atq/70/tawno

Art: danfrazier.com/Dan_Frazier/Wel

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